Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
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They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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