This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
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I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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