He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
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There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
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