Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
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he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
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This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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