are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
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The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
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Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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