I cockslap morals
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
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I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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