A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
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Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
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Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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