when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
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Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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