they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
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Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
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Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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