11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
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I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
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Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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