I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
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Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
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THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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