I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
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There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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