Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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