no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
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Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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