Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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