Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
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The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
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I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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