I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
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I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
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