I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
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Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
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Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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