were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
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Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
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That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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