Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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