Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
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Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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