The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
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she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
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You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
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