okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
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You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
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Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
and you fell through a lawn chair
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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