I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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