I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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