just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
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My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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