dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
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Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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