Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
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Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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