He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Randomize