I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I hope you have irresponsible drunk insurance because you're about to pay a deductible
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
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