so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
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Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
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If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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