Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
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I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Responsibility: Hiding your beer when your DWI clients who are out on bond come to talk to you at bars.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
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Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
MIDGETS
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I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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