Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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