It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
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id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
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We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
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