You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
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It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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