you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
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long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
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She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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