Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
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Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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