He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
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I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
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I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
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