She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
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We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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