You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
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She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
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After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
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