dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Two words: nipple clamps
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