What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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