Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
ten seconds after he was done making out with the blonde, he rips off his jacket and screamed "Goddamn it, you know I like brunettes"
I have never seen someone so pissed at getting some. i called dibs so fuck him
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
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