i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
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Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
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Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
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