Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
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My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
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