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Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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