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you win
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
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Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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