with your own penis?
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
Four minutes until I can fart!
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
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his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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