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I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
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All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
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It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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