dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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